Dating?

Okay, so I'm back. HGB is back, not that you care or you missed me. It also haven't been that long so yeah...this is a bad intro. :/ but I'm still gonna go with it cuz I can't think of anything better. The thing is, when i experience something and i'm like '' oh looks like i'm writing a blog about that, you, sir are gonna be in my next blog'', not out loud but in my thoughts. So i think about all the cool things to write, then i come on here and as soon as i see the blank page, i forget everything. I feel like the blank page is one of those pen thingies from Men In Black. You know what i'm talking about right, no? alright let me get a pic!
    

             what if this thing actually worked on you while you're reading this right now!! ohh son,

     be careful! LOL! wasn't that funny and if you haven't seen men in black im sorry

       that you have no idea what im talking about, SUCKS TO BE YOU!! jk watch it.



 

    Don't worry my blog isn't about ADD or Men In Black, it's about something else but at this point i forgot about it. Give me 5 minutes and I'll remember. If you said ''OMG HGB why don't you just read the title, so dumb!'' um yeah i would but i didn't write the title yet, so screw you and It actually took me two minutes. It's about DATING. yes dating, more specifically habesha dating. Since you guys didn't give me any suggestions, i wrote this. So Read it and LOL or not, whatever you want but share it! please, if you don't share it you won't get a gift for Christmas cuz HGB works with Santa! JK, just share it dawg! Kay ENJOWI!!

 
    So you're probably tired about this issue but I'm not going to diss you guys and tell you that dating is bad and you shouldn't date. Me personally i don't date, I'm 17,18 or 19 and i just don't think I'm mature enough to date. I'm kinda stupid so i don't do that ish! You can date whenever you want for all i care, but i can't let you be like white folks where they start dating in 6th grade and have sex in 7th grade, that's just straight up BS and disgusting. (I love white people by the way, No hate!)
   

Shoutouts to you if you read that in raven's voice, if you

ever watched the show that is.

     I know a lot of kids that date when they're 16 or 15 if they don't hanky panky i don't mind. But as you know white folks are a mess and '16 and pregnant' happens. Now i am so against that, No sex before marriage. But then again, this is my opinion and there might be some people who agree and some who don't, which is cool cuz deep down i know that you know sex before marriage is wrong.

 

    I think it's really cute when i see teen couple walk around holding hands and looking like a puppy in love, blushing and ish, it's adorable but when they want to conceive their child in front of me and start making out now i don't like that, too much public affection! Let's keep it PG 13 at least in public. I don't want to see how a child is made, i already learnt about it and i don't need experiment. Relax your uterus and hormones please!So it would be really swell if you keep your making out face out of my way. Kay Thanks!

    

JK, i won't miss you!

For me the funniest type of teen couple are the ones who pretend they're not dating when they see someone who they know in public. You know those hide and seeks they play in the mall. Let's say they are walking in the mall or on the road and they're holding hands and cuddling while freaking walking but then they see one of their uncle, that one cousin or something like that who likes to gossip a lot or worst of all her older brother who is over protective and then the hide and seek begins now! May the seek be over in their favor! what up hunger games reference!







                                  

first they were like this, imagine they're walking and

in a mall

 

then this happens when they're not sure if that person they saw

is actually someone they know.

 

when they're sure and the person is approaching them

and getting closer

 

when the person is 5 feet close LOL!

 

The struggle is so real, LOLOL! I feel soo bad for them, either one of them ends up getting hurt or brusied! What i'm trying to say is if you have a chill mom which is a really rare species in the habesha community, tell them about it and be honest if not i'm sorry i have no solution for you. Have fun and date if you want but be careful and safe. Don't feel weird if you haven't dated for a long time or never had a boyfriend or girlfriend, that's totally normal and there is time for everything! I really hope that made you smile and i love you, share it and also like my facebook page, it's Habesha Girl Blogging. Hope you have an amazing day, night wherever you are. Smile <3

 

  P.S every 'ish' in this blog is sh*t, if you didn't get it. i think it's a Toronto slang or my slang!