Saturday, November 2, 2013

Habesha Parents

Habesha Parents *sigh*, the most amazing, annoying, loving parents ever. so for my first blog im gonna do a play by play of what happens in a habesha house hold. if you're habesha or eritriean get ready to be all like ''OMG, i know right i can totally relate to this'' and if you're not habesha get ready to be all like


                                                         ''sucks to be you guys!!!''

  so let's go to the first scenario, you're at home with your mom or dad and they say *insert your name here* ''leje, come here''.
you: yeah, mom
parent: ''esti, give me that remote'' (the remote is like so close to them, if they streched their hand they could get it)
you: you called me for this, its near you ema! but you give them the remote, and continue mumbling to yourself.
parent: ''kids these days have no respect, how dare you talk  back to me, you little brat!!''
you: it's right there, you could've got it yourself, i was doing something
parents: ''what did you say to me?''
     
 *slap*
  you go to your room, rubbing your cheeks. habesha parents will call you from anywhere so you can hand them something near them. even if you are not at the house, you can be in korea, even in another  country they'll call you.  i might have exaggerated a little, but it might happen to some of us.

  Next scenario is so like you're sitting with your mom and the phone rings and you go to pick it up. it turns out that the person who called was your moms friend or some relative and you say hi and that good stuff, then they ask if you're mom is there. you look at your mom and shes like ''im not here, im sleeping,  im out of town yelehum''. so you get confused and say '' she's not here, no wait she's sleeping, i mean she's out of town''. so now since you messed up your mom has to talk to her friend and tell her that you're delusional cuz you just woke up. but after the phone call this is gonna be your mom 
     
''somebody going to get hurt real bad'' and that somebody is gonna be you!!


 Third scenario this is a big one, especially if you live out of Ethiopia! so you're chillin with your friends and all of you seciide youre gonna have a sleep over. you go home and ask youre parents if you can go to that sleepover and this happens.
             
This is not the only questions you are gonna get, some more questions and maybe a slap!

  These are not the only things i could come up with, lets just say this is part one. i hope you liked it since it's my first blog. share it and comment and talk to me, i have no friends. much Love, from habesha girl blogging to you <3 even tho i wrote this blog, i love my parents very much, they are the best. this is just for fun, don't go judging me but this is the truth. 

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